Ricky Bobby's most sore part of his body is most certainly his eyeballs. First of all, Phineas Gold conducts daily eye strengthening tests that involved starting into a reflection of the sun for 10 minutes a day. Then Joseph Weston continues the abuse by having small water particles float into our eyes, with Tom Fiddler choosing to fiddle with our eyeballs day in and day out. Team goon Michael Fitted then spends half an hour of on-ice practice teaching us how to scrap with each other in case a team gets desperate to injure some of our stars, which is all of us simultaneously. Lastly, the most gruesome exposure of them all is having to be on a hockey line with Alexei Rykov, the ugliest mug in the entire SMJHL. It hasn't been for just a minute or two, it has been al 32 games so far that Fuzz has left my eyes to bleed between shifts. Thanks a lot.