What hurts you say? Well let me tell you. My peepee hurts.

On a serious note though, i am surprisingly well. I keep getting hit very awkwardly and even if i put myself in dangerous situations each and every game i don't get injured. I don't know if it's because of all the training i've done in the training camps or if my body has just grown to the point where i can't get hurt anymore. All my injuries went away the second i was drafted. Since then i dont even get burnt when i eat hot food. I even tried drinking coffee straight from the machine and i still dont get hurt. I've often thought about this ever since the draft, perhaps if we were to draft people with terminal diseases they would get cured? Got a crooked spine? Get drafted fool! This league truly is a magical place where people just can't get sick or hurt.


Please explain.