For the fasted skater skills comp, I would have to bet on myself because I'm narcissistic and vain. I'm picking myself because I'm so sick, I glide on the ice like butter in a hot pan, all sizzly and moving around slippery, sliding around the pan as if it's a skater skating on the ice, in this case, me on the ice. My flow is so smooth, you look around when I'm skating, it's like everyone else is skating in slow motion, that's how fast I am. I actually just bend the laws of physics and time, and change my nickname to the flash because that's how fast I am. New England's green but I need to find a team with red and yellow colours because I'm changing my uniform to match that superhero except now that superhero is gonna copy me because I'm probably even faster than that guy is. I don't even want to race in this competition now, I'm just gonna find the flash and race him.