There must have been some kind of mistake. I was selected to take part in the fastest skater competition?! I mean I'm not a terrible skater but I'm certainly not in the top tier. First on the list to get ready for the competition is to start some serious weighted skate training to try and build up some more power. Maybe I'll even try and lose a few pounds to try and get a bit faster. In addition to the training, I need to find a good reason to throw an absolute rager the night before and also ever skaters favorite drink. I'll be sipping on crazy watered down gin and tonics all night while everyone else set to skate the next day is getting sloppy. It is the only possible way for me to have a chance. Even with some of the guys dry heaving in the locker rooms it will be a pretty tight race.