Former 1st Overall Stuck Pondering Existence, Playing Style

Winnipeg Jets prospect Adam Barron has been spotted in the Winnipeg area, lying spread eagle in the middle of a gym floor staring at the ceiling.

Fellow gym-goers have noted that the Raiders defenseman, 20, seems at a crossroads in terms of life choices.

"I remember hearing him mutter to himself about passing, and shooting, and the difference between them. He kept repeating 'Pass or shoot did I choose right?' over and over to himself. I don't really know what he's talking about. Though at one point while I was in the middle of a dead lift he sneezed really loud and I shit my pants a little, so that was kinda lame," said one attendee that requested anonymity in this article.

There has been speculation that Barron is considering extensive lifestyle changes after recent poor performances on both the local and international stage. It is currently unknown whether this includes retiring from the game outright, though when asked about the matter, his agent would not offer comment. ■

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