After rough nights out, I like to crawl home and grab a sleeve of girls out cookies. I’ll take my laptop and prop it up on the can and start mousehunt on Netflix. Then I’ll lie down in my shower tub. I’ll have the lights in the bathroom out to take care of my light sensitivity. It gets me closer to a sensory deprivation chamber. I’ll use my toes to adjust water temperature or the tub drain, so that I can get a little tub going, too. If I’m not in the mood for mousehunt or small soldiers, I’ll play the west world soundtrack on loop, starting with “paint it black”