A custom chessboard, personalized by franchises would be pretty cool, but im not versed enough in SHL lore to list 8 top players (assuming the pawns would be generic prospects).

My real submission:

The SHL's spin on "Don't Wake Daddy", titled "Don't Wake the Updaters" is the must-have gift for this holiday season. Similar to the classic version, the goal is to advance around the board towards victory, while risking waking the archaic chunky plastic thing in the middle of the board. The setting: participants choose which Hamilton Steelhawk player they would like to be. The goal is to advance your player's passer rating from 90 to 45. each update, you have to reallocate more and more of your TPE, but each time you do, the updaters/HO will be prodded, until eventually one of them catches on. When Updaters/HO catch on, the game breaks, and you cant play it again, and no other players, even those not participating, can re-allot their TPE.