Me, to the product design team at Hasbro- "Listen men, I want to pitch you the idea of a lifetime. The game of LIFE, but with the power of the SHL brand attached to it. Give people the thrill of playing virtual hockey, right from home"

Them- "Sir how did you get in here?"

Me- "So players would start at the same area in normal LIFE, but instead of college or career, we have two new choices. Declare for the SMJHL draft early or spend time training up. Either way, we eventually end with them drawing a random team from a pick. Players go around the board, spinning the spinner just like usual. Doing PTs and Activity checks to earn TPE."

Them- "We have no idea what you are talking about and we are going to have to call security if you don't leave soon"

Me- "Eventually you get 'married' which obviously means getting drafted into the SHL. You can buy houses and get kids, clearly, that will be buying training and equipment. Keep spinning until you finally reach the end where you can choose if you will try to get in the SHL hall of fame or recreate which is the safer option..."

Them- "Yeah Jim you may need to call the cops this guy is crazy"