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Wow in this parallel universe full of infinite possibilities and sequences, I think that a funny reality to explore would be one where New Orleans finally overcomes their postseason demons to win the Challenge Cup. It has been a long time coming for the Specters, who absolutely stormed the league to the Presidents Cup easily this season, but once again found themselves exiting the playoffs early, in the Conference Semi-Finals against the Los Angeles Panthers. Founding general manager Joe K has invested plenty of cash and time into constructing this roster, and to see the team at last hoist the Challenge Cup would be an interesting reality to explore. How would the SHL view expansion rules in light of the Specters finally achieving the postseason success they've arguably deserved? Would expansion rules feel the need to be tightened? Or are we leaving in a reality now where the Specters' success is simply brushed aside because of 4 games out of the season?


The perfect charity for the Hamilton Steelhawks and the Edmonton Blizzard to support would be the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure. The Pro-Am Fun Run raises money for research towards rabies, which was once a fearsome disease that had mostly been eradicated but was brought back in horrifying fashion in Scranton Business Park when a bat sunk its fangs into Merideth Palmer, a supplier relations worker at Dunder Mifflin. This charity obviously has strong roots and is cherished by Michael Scarn, who was involved in its founding and he held the first annual Fun Run in Scranton back when he was a branch manager at Dunder Mifflin. Now achieving his hockey dreams, Michael Scarn does not forget about his past, and would love for the SHL to come together to support a great cause to help defeat rabies once and for all.


An injury crisis in the playoffs is never a good thing, and the Buffalo Stampede certainly cannot afford to have an injury bug at goalie. With only two goalies on roster, and both of them having been involved in serious injuries after slipping on the ice because they both forgot that they were not wearing skates, the Buffalo coach motioned to the bench for Michael Scarn to head to the locker room to grab some backup goalie gear. As Scarn strapped himself up, he wondered if he had what it took to step up and play well as a goalie. His years of training on his speed and agility as a skater probably wouldn't do him much good. However, his elite footwork coordination from dancing and "Doing the Scarn" would probably be useful. Moreover, Scarn had good hand eye coordination from dodging bullets during his fights with Goldenface. Maybe if he tried to get hit by the puck, rather than dodge it like a bullet, he'd have a lot more success.


Michael Scarn is looking forward to hunting down Goldenface. The dead speak! Goldenface has somehow returned and broadcast a revenge promising REVENGE against the Simulation Hockey League, and Michael Scarn is the only man who is up to facing off against the emperor Goldenface who has apparently been cloned or something. Scarn stopped Goldenface's nefarious plot to blow up the SHL All Star Game years ago, when he was but a normal secret agent who was brought out of retirement because Goldenface had humped Scarn's wife's dead body. Now, with Goldenface back, it was again personal, and this time Michael Scarn knew he had to save his teammates too who would be in danger. Teammates like Viktor Marius, Hippo Passamus, and Tatu Makela were all being held at gunpoint apparently by Goldenface, so Michael Scarn is going to have to find his way to the planet where Goldenface is holding them hostage by going on some weird treasure hunt of sorts.


I would bet that Aaron Wilson is probably going to win the league MVP award or whatever the frick it is called here in this league, maybe the Turd Ferguson award? Anyhow, Aaron Wilson will test day or night, 24 hours per day for 7 days per week to get the maximum efficiency and goal scoring possible for Hamilton and his player. Aaron Wilson is WannabeFinn's daddy because he owns him in all aspects of life as the alpha male, so it is only natural that I think that Aaron Wilson will one day be the top player in all of the SHL and become everyone's daddy in this league.