1. Written, 3 TPE
VIP Status again babyyyyyyyy - your player has been invited to attend one of the first homestands of the CC finals as a VIP guest - all expenses paid, front row seats, any hotel you want - and it's all on the Commissioner's dime! Eggy has complained to me the past two seasons about having to pay for this so I'm graciously volunteering SDCore to front the costs for this season's splurge! Are you going to Games 1 and 2 in Edmonton or Games 3 and 4 in Hamilton? Why are you picking there? And what are you going to do in that city to run up SD's tab?? (This is the same prompt as in the past but we've got different cities! be creative! Don't re-use what was written last season.)  (Words 175)
All on SD’s tab eh? Well time to get down to business then! Arriving in Edmonton I might as well order a nice Alberta steak for dinner seeing as I am in cattle country or if I am going to Hamilton I will have to order…uhh crap google says top food is Fish and Chips, Hotdogs, or Pizza. Lame Hamilton. I will have to take a Limo everywhere right? No a Limo is too small, Party bus all the way. I should also get some new threads seeing as I am going to be in VIP, A nice suit with a high thread count should do the trick. Maybe a second in case I splash Champagne all over the new suit. Also on that same note I will be only drinking Champagne none of this sparkling wine crap. In the end I would probably spend all my time figuring out where to get this high caliber stuff that I end up missing the game anyway and have to pay it all back. Just my luck.

7. Written, 3 TPE
The SHL, trying to re-extend popularity among a fan base whose numbers have diminished this quarter, is hosting a town hall think tank right before the finals. It is a well-attended event, and many come forward with ideas to reinvigorate the league. What are some ways the SHL can re-ignite that flame with fans and soar to new heights of popularity? (don't you dare write about sim engines here, pretend this is a real life hockey league and answer it that way lol) (Words = 179)
Well let me tell you about this sim engine…Wait hold on the should read the rest of the instructions
Well let me tell you about S52 bobble heads. These bobble heads are going to be something out of this world and something I think the SHL should double down on in each arena. Now you may be thinking what is so great about bobble heads? Well I want to make these bobble heads 25ft high and of each teams current stars. Fans would have to travel around to get pictures with all the bobble heads (because you obviously cannot take them home with you). We can make it a challenge because that is all the hot thing on the Gram these days. If successful we can expand the idea and put bobble heads up around the city creating an even more lucrative way for local businesses to partner with their local SHL team. Yes I think the age of child size bobble heads have run their course and it is about time we move over to the adult market.

8. Written, 4 TPE
Write a sonnet about an SHL-related topic. Be sure to follow the proper ABAB-CDCD-EFEF-GG rhyme structure or your HS English (or equivalent any-language Writing teacher) will track you down in and give you a failing grade.
Skates to ice and tape to stick
Pucks that clash and bodies that hit.
We start the dance with our clique
And fire away at each goalie’s mit

The players skate to make their pass.
The game it goes with such roar
The players they fly and move so fast.
And quick as a wink we have a score!


It’s almost done and players push
Hoping to score the final point
And not be left out on their tush
But only one will victory anoint

When all is said and done the champion shall be won
But who it is we don’t yet know but let’s all cheer for Edmonton.

10. Graphic OR Written, 2 TPE (100 words min if written)
The SHL is partnering with Doritos and Gatorade to create a unique flavor of chip and beverage for each SHL and SMJHL team. Create a graphic of the chip bag or the Gatorade bottle for any SHL or SMJHL team OR describe the flavor of chip or beverage for any SHL or SMJHL team. Make sure the branding is tight or it has a quirky name to get people to buy it #marketing

Due to recent PR problems with the Hamilton organization Frito-Lays has cut back their Steelhawks branding/sponsorship to just 1 of their products.



9. Written, 1 TPE
Write a haiku about an SHL-related topic. Be sure to follow the 3 line, 5-7-5 syllable structure or Godzilla will stomp on your house/apartment while you sleep.
Winning at all costs
We hate the SHL too
Love from Hamilton

18. Casual member Special - Sent, 3 TPE