7.
The town hall event ended up being a huge success, and because of it, the league has a better idea of what to do going forward. The first thing many people suggested was to expand, the obvious choice. While the league is very conservative in that regard, they listened to the multitude of suggestions for expansion and relocation locations. While the usual suspects of Montreal, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, and Nashville were mentioned, many joke answers such as "Pyongyang, so you can move those fucks in Hamilton there!" were common. Next, the suggestion of an all-star game was suggested. While the league is interested in an all-star game, everyone in the conference room thought that they were a "bunch of lazy bums" to the point they don't want to implement it.

Afterwards, it was suggested that they should partner with rival league VHL, but it was immediately laughed out the room by the board and the audience in the room.
8.

In Wisconsin, a team had a big chance
By season two, a dark future forbode
In Vancouver, they had made the big dance
By season six, again they hit the road

In Las Vegas, they rolled the dice of chance.
Season fifteen, their luck thousand to one
In Seattle, the team stood in a trance
By forty six, their riot fell; all done

Tampa is their last stop, for now that is
Give ten seasons, will a cup be in this?

9.

I'm a GM now
I will win the cup for once
Chomp chomp water dog

15.

A. Geezus Kryst has the obvious advantage: he's not the goalie that's facing an unfair amount of shots. We can talk all day about how Tuck has been the much better goalie, through his save percentage and all that stuff, but Kryst gets the ticket due to the fact he's on the right side of the week.

B. They should back off, but hell if it makes a difference. The Blizzard are going to get hosed on offense regardless due to literally everything that's happened this season. Hamilton found their secret weapon (AKA performance-enhancing drugs), and they're gonna use it, damn it. Long story short: they can try, but it's not gonna work at all.

C. Tuck will come up big this series (well, as big as he can be). Dude is a god damn workhorse, and he's gonna be a huge weapon for the Blizzard. Keep in mind this is my X factor for keeping my sanity: the real X factor will be the PEDs that Hamilton has been utilizing throughout the season.

D. Skao Anazibf from Hamilton and Hercules Rockefeller from Edmonton. To me, they're just cool names: Skao sounds like SKOL, and the Vikings are my second favorite NFL team, so that does it for me. Hercules is a very strong name, so it makes sense the player is just the same.

E. A. Sure, hugs are nice and getting tucked in is neat, but you can't beat eating a pizza with a hockey player. Then there's the fact I'm a fatass, so squats would probably wreck my thigh muscles for a few weeks. As for Mr. Wilson... I doubt he could find me anything worthwhile in FHM.

18. PM Sent.