As people know by now, either though reddit posts or news reports of his arrests, Geoff Moore has taken bar tours in the past during these events. This season he will be doing something else though, he will be heading to Edmonton and will visit restaurants in the city, the fancy style restaurants where you pay a couple of hundred just for the appetizers. Moore plans to indulge in the finest foods that Edmonton has to offer, along with staying at the most expensive hotel in town. At the hotel Moore plans to hold a massive party for every other SHLer that joined him on the trip to Edmonton, Moore estimates he and his guests will probably be able to cause a few thousands worth in damages alone, not to mention the alcohol and food through room service. Moore also has plans to visit the Royal Alberta Museum, but it's not certain he will have the time for it after his restaurant visits. For the actual game, Moore will be going to town in the VIP seats. Trying every food and ordering as many drinks as he can during the 3+ hour game.


The Minnesota Chiefs have asked Geoff Moore to play on their top line as a Center, due to injuries & other events happening to the existing forward group. Coach Gibbles immediately calls out the Veteran Defenseman to step in. Moore believes he can do well in this role for the most part, but faceoffs would certainly be a problem. Moore has played forward on the Power Play in the past, but that's a whole other situation. He plans to practice a few extra hours before the game in order to have some idea what to do in the circle. Otherwise Moore would probably be an effective forward, with his elite skating and great shooting abilities, not the most physical player in the world but he can use his size and strenght to battle for the puck. Moore could also cover for penalty killing forwards as he is naturally good at playing in his own zone as well.



Geoff Moore is feeling the effects of his career a bit this offseason, especially as he tried to play more physical this past season but it didn't work out very well, Moore got a decent amount of hits in but his point production fell off heavily due to increased penalties and he's been sore since the end of the season. So this off-season Moore is looking to keep working on his strenght and endurance training and to continue to work on his overall game. Moore is also going to relax at his snake-free Minnesota ranch as he does every off-season. Hiking around the woods is decent excercise on top of hockey training. This off-season Moore also plans to hold a big party for the rest of the team as he finally finished building his own outdoor stage and dance floor at his ranch. Hoping to unite the team even more as the Chiefs turn a new page and begin their climb back towards being a playoff team.



Julio Tokolosh of the Edmonton Blizzard, this right winger, a man with a cows head, or a cow with a mans head? Is a prime physical specimen and a very talented hockey player, He can make plays, score goals and is great defensively as well. I think in a season or two he could easily contend for some individual awards, as he keeps developing and working on the very few flaws his game has at this time. For all we know he could be next coming of CC2, in Cow head form. He also has great people in Edmonton to mentor his game and bring it to the next level. Keep an eye out for this amoo-zing player.



D. Tony Pepperoni of course, i love pepperoni and his name rhymes nicely, he's also not just some scrub player he's actually a super talented centerman and the name just tops it off. I bet Edmonton pizza places have many pizzas named after this guy. And i'd be shocked if he doesn't open up his own pizza place once he's finished with hockey!

E. I have to go with Tony Pepperoni eating a pepperoni pizza with me on this one. I a great idea for a multi-level-marketing plan to open up pizza shops carrying his name and no better place to talk over business than a good ol' pizza pie. I would also love to see his face when the waiter brings in a big pizza covered with the bits of his relative pepperonis.



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