1: Rex Kirkby always has VIP status, even when he doesn't he doesn't care and just takes it anyway. Who is going to stop a 6'2 mountain of muscle when they tell you to get out of the way? The back to back and likely threepeat Bojo Biscuit winner has established himself as the premier defenseman in the SHL and as a result is treated like royalty at any hockey event. Along with Cameron Carter II and Augustus Wang they will be attending game one in Edmonton not because they want to go to Edmonton, who does?, but because it will let them get past their public commitments and get to the golf course earlier. Due to them being friends with Gabe Johnson they knew that he wouldn't mind them running up his tab at the arena with 1.2 million dollars of champagne for them and the entire ballerina cast of the Bolshoi ballet.

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2: In every reality but this one there can be only one outcome of these finals. That is when the true legend of the SHL and all things elite comes to the fore and drags his terrible team past the Steelhawks and all the way to the Challenge Cup. Enter JODAN. If it wasn't for a deep running CONSPIRACY in this reality Cameron Carter II would have won ten challenge cups in a row as well as pretty much every award including all the goalie awards. CC2 is so good he barely needs team mates at all other than to tell him how good he truly is. Honestly who even cares who the Chicago Syndicate were up against because it doesn't even matter. The only possible outcome is that the Syndicate sweep with CC2 scoring a perfect hattrick in every game as well as grabbing a gordie howe while beating the other team senseless.

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4: The West Kendall Platoon have slowly descended from the heights of their early 40's dynasty and at the beginning of the 50's are starting to suffer the effects of a depleted roster, especially among their forward line up. Luckily for them their D corps is still pretty strong and they have Rex Kirkby on the blue line who has a pedigree of playing forward to a high level as shown by his performances for the UK national team in the IIHF tournament where he won forward of the tournament one season. On top of his already excellent defensive abilities he has a high level of stick handling and is considered one of the best passers and skaters in the modern game. As well as this he has been working on his face offs in the off season with reknowned face off teacher Hugh Buttercheeks which will enable him to compete with even the most seasoned opposition centres.

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7:As it was discovered that Hamilton had been match fixing, the only possible way they could actually win a championship, the fans were rightly pissed off. However as it was noted that every other team in the league had somehow managed to maintain the integrity of the game the fans didn't think there needed to be a huge amount changed. The idea that had the most support was adding a 50 kilogram weight to the end of every Hamilton players' stick thus making it next to impossible to raise the stick in a shooting motion and only allowing their players to make short passes to each other. Much like Arsenal in the English Premier League this would mean that instead of shooting the puck the Steelhawks would need to find a way to score by only passing it into the net and more accurately represent the overall skill level of the team.

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15©: My x factor skater this series is without a doubt Samuel Michaud. While he doesn't do much this is just a ruse to lull the opposition into a false sense of security. When you least expect it the third pairing D man will ghost into the slot and slam the decisive goal home as witnessed by his elite shooting percentage (25%)

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18: Sent

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