Task 1

Funny enough that both of these are Canadian cities, neither are very interesting as well. But if we had to choose, we would be going for games 1 and 2 in Edmonton. The reason being is that it has the largest mall in North America, which is the West Edmonton Mall. As all of our expenses are covered I would visit the mall and enjoy the awesome water park they have. I may even try to hit it with some single moms and see if I can get lucky. Once that is done, I will visit some of their high end bougie stores and get me some nice shoes, shirt and pants. I will then buy a lot of liquor and have a party where I am staying at, which is the renaissance Edmonton Hotel. I got myself a presidential suite to bring in some ladies and enjoy the night like Dan Bilzerian.

Task 2

In the Alternate reality, Winnipeg Jets would make it through all the way until the finals. There they will be facing against Hamilton Steelhawks. Once again, it is two canadian teams that will be facing off against each other for the challenge cup. The difference is that the Jets in the Alternate reality have Zlatan Ibrahimovic Junior playing for them. Ibra Junior was called up early in the alternate reality and started to have a crazy rookie year. For someone who can't score if his life depended on it, he was at the top of the boards when it came to assists. Hell, he had more assists than forwards. This speaks of his great hockey IQ and sense as he is able to see the rink very well and know what his next move should be before his opposition. In addition to his great passing, he has his iron wall of a defense and bulldozer of a body that will penetrate the opposition. Ibra Jr. was a big surprise this season, and the crowd love him. In Game 7 of the finals in overtime, ibra used his body to stop the puck and dished out a quick pass so that his teammate can get the team winner and land the Jets their challenge cup after so long. What an year this has been for the Jets in the Alternate reality.

Task 4

It is game 7 of the semifinals between the Calgary Dragons and the Winnipeg Jets. The winner will make it to the finals for a chance at the Challenge cup against the East Champion, Hamilton Steelhawks. But there is one issue for the Jets. Their roster has been depleted due to injuries and the coach comes to Ibra jr for aid. He asks him to play an alternate position to fill in the void. This would be none other than goaltender. At first Zlatan was like, shut the F*** up. Don't joke around but he quickly came to the realization that this was no joke at all. Having never played goalie in his life, Zlatan steps up for the challenge. Pucks come flying at him and just like that, Big Z blocks everything. His great defensive IQ and his skating abilities allow him to naturally play goaltender. On top of that, his freakish athleticism and his acrobatic skills and perfect for this new role. His weakness of scoring does not even matter per say in this new role. It's as if this is Zlatan's natural position. The dragons get mad and start showering him with shots but Big Z just laughs it off and catches everything. What a monster and the crowd goes crazy. The dragons are unable to penetrate this Swedish hunk and the Jets take an easy victory to advance to the finals. What a game it has been for big Z who got 1st Star.

Task 5

During the offseason, Ibra Jr., will be looking to fly back to Sweden to enjoy time with his family. Sources say that he will train his body with his dad to become even more of an animal than he currently is. Ibra Jr., will continue to work on his defensive abilities but at the same time work on some offense. He needs to learn how to score and the best way to do that would be to train with his dad, who was a goal machine. His current scoring of 40 is abysmal and he will look to improve this to 60 during the offseason. So that it is at least mediocre. In addition to his training, Zlatan will visit the spa on a daily basis, but once again sources say that he goes there for a little extra something. I guess this is needed when he works his body that hard on a regular basis to better himself. Zlatan knows that he is easily the best product of his draft and wants to prove everyone that did not pick him that they made a huge mistake. For this to happen, he is ready to do whatever he can.

Task 9

season fifty-two
Is the time for us to strike
We are Winnipeg

Task 13