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Baelor Swift · 01-10-2020, 08:00 PM

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5. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min)

The Most Generic Prompt of All Time - what is your player looking forward to in the offseason? What are they planning on doing? Training? Relaxing? Testing free agency? Whatever it is, let us know!

Poopity Scoop is looking forward to eating beans this off-season! He loves beans and will eat many types of beans in the off-season. He will eat black beans and rice. He will eat garbanzo beans mashed up with tahini into a paste that is known as hummus. He will eat black eyed peas, which are actually beans, with rice and meat and stew in a dish called waakye. He will eat baked beans from cans. He will eat kidney beans in salad! He will even eat bean salad! He will also eat green beans because they are vegetable. He will sleep on bean bag chairs and sometimes eat the beans in the chair. He will eat mexican jumping beans and let them jump in his belly! He will eat vanilla bean ice cream for dessert and will eat fava beans. In case you didn't know, lentils are also beans so he will eat lentils! He will also eat soy beans.

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7. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min)

The SHL, trying to re-extend popularity among a fan base whose numbers have diminished this quarter, is hosting a town hall think tank right before the finals. It is a well-attended event, and many come forward with ideas to reinvigorate the league. What are some ways the SHL can re-ignite that flame with fans and soar to new heights of popularity? (don't you dare write about sim engines here, pretend this is a real life hockey league and answer it that way lol)

The SHL should pay big money and bring in some of the legends of the day! We can bring back the likes of Steven Jalopski and also bring in some former NHL superstars like Jarome Iginla, Bobby Orr, Gordie Howe, and Martin Brodeur. These people can come and play in the SHL and make fans really come to the rinks to see these old men jumble around on the ice with SHL big stars like Mikhail Loktionov, Michael The Augment Izzy, and GOD McZehrl. These joining of forces will be big money makers and the media will jump right on it! Even those old NHL fans who are hesitant to like the SHL may be forced to come to see their stars of yesteryear play once again and see them test their mettle against the SHL ice hockey players! We can also install the t-shirt cannons in all SHL ice arenas and put burritos inside and send them to fans! We can also put golden tickets inside some of the burritos that the fans can then redeem for a meeting with SHL Commissioner Eggy and get to talk to him about his reign over the SHL. Others may be able to meet with players like Viktor Marius and Harvey Danger to boost their interests.

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8. Written, 4 TPE

Write a sonnet about an SHL-related topic. Be sure to follow the proper ABAB-CDCD-EFEF-GG rhyme structure or your HS English (or equivalent any-language Writing teacher) will track you down in and give you a failing grade.

SONNET: http://www.shakespeare-online.com/sonnet...style.html

Fifty seasons of light, the darkness is here
Imperfect Simon's time has come to an end
But listen all, we should not fear
It is not the end of the road, for we have reached a bend

The team is working like busy bees
To overcome the exploits of boys in blue and grey
Yes, the Steelhawks are the ones that have made the SHL freeze
Aaronwilson's 24 hours of simming have led to this day

While they may have won for this season now
The forces are fighting and we are strong
Hallsy may be mean like Chairman Mao
But a revolution is coming, do not wait long

FHM is coming to save us all
And the evil Hamiltons, they will fall

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9. Written, 1 TPE

Write a haiku about an SHL-related topic. Be sure to follow the 3 line, 5-7-5 syllable structure or Godzilla will stomp on your house/apartment while you sleep.

HAIKU: https://poets.org/glossary/haiku

I go play hockey
I score goal and hit people
I Poopity Scoop

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18. Casual Member Special, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer - SEND ANSWER IN PM TO "PT DIRECTOR" (tagged below)

A. In which season did the Hamilton Steelhawks last win the Challenge Cup?

B. Name a player who has won the Anton Razov trophy while playing for the Edmonton Blizzard

C. Which Edmonton Blizzard player famously has a cow as their player render?

D. Of the 18 skaters on Hamilton's playoff roster, how many of them have a Passing rating higher than their Scoring rating?

**Important**: Send the answers to username "PT Director" with the subject of the message titled “S51 CW" - Do not send it to my personal account; those will not be graded. Do not post the answers in here; you will not get credit for the task.

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