I'm going to Hamilton. You might wonder why I chose that. It's so I can fuck with the fans. I'm going to buy a t shirt cannon and get opposing team's fans excited and all hyped up, then I'm going to shoot Tuck and McIntyre and Scholz jerseys out of it at them. I'm going to hire cheerleaders to come to the game and do a flash mob for the Blizzard in blue and light blue outfits. And of course I'm going to watch that happen from a VIP lounge with my own mini buffet. I've been doing a keto diet so I'm getting all kinds of carbs. Nachos, 5 layer cake, grilled cheese, chicken wings, ice cream, you know the good stuff. And after the game we're throwing a huge after party at a hotel regardless of who wins. Either way people are gonna be drinking the good shit and getting banged up.

In this crazy parallel universe Hamilton rightfully lost their first playoff series 0 to 4 because their isn't that good and they didn't deserve to make the playoffs let alone win the Challenge Cup. Based on this happening the Edmonton Blizzard are in the Challenge Cup Finals against none other than the Manhattan Rage after defeating the Buffalo Stampede in an extremely close series that goes to 7 games. Luke Thomason and Alex Winters are shut down by Brady McIntyre and Tor Tuck, Tommy Tuck stands tall and the Edmonton Blizzard win the Challenge Cup in 5 games. This causes a waterfall effect where Buffalo descends into mediocrity, Hamilton relocates to Montreal and the Edmonton Blizzard win 3 more Challenge Cups in row. McIntyre gets his jersey retired in Edmonton and is inducted into the Hall of Fame on his first ballot. After moving to FHM the SHl flourishes and becomes the best sim league ever lasting more than 500 seasons.

The two teams have decided to team up against the climate crisis. Both teams have pledged to play the finals and all of their home games for the next 10 seasons on outdoor rinks that don't use refrigeration to keep the ice frozen. This will serve to keep from adding pollution to the air for the sake of keeping the ice cold. Hopefully this will encourage other teams to do the same thing and help make the air cleaner in this world.

The teams will be handing out free t shirts at the games that say Natty Ice, the only way to skate. The fundraiser is sponsored by Natural Ice the official shitty beer of the Challenge Cup Finals. The teams will be asking for donations from fans both at the rink and watching on TV and matching each donation dollar for dollar without a limit to donate to the Sunrise Movement, an American youth-led political movement coordinated by Sunrise, a 501 political action organization that advocates political action on climate change.

Brady McIntyre is on the downswing, there's no doubt about it. Each offseason he feels a little more tired and needs a little more time to rest. But He can't. As you get older you need to worker harder and longer to keep up with the youngsters that are coming into the league. The ones with more talent than you're ever had and that are faster than you'll ever be again. It's all about the offseason though. These kids don't get that you need to work away from the rink even more than you do when you're there. So this offseason he'll be in the gym every day and on the ice twice a day. Most importantly he'll be working on his shot. Brady is a better player than everyone on the Hamilton Steelhawks, but he needs to work on his shot. The only thing those damn Steelhawks can do is shoot. So he's going to shoot hundreds of pucks. Thousands of pucks. Pick corner day in and day out until he can score on any goalie from his defensive zone.

PM Sent.