1. Oh baby. An all expense paid trip to Hamilton. Just kidding who even knows where Hamilton is???? I sure don’t. I am taking my trip to see games one and two in the city of Edmonton, as much as I would like for these games to be in New Orleans and myself to be playing in them, this will do. As much as I loved spending Eggy’s money, I will glady spend SDCore’s money. The first thing I want to do when I fly in is to go the nicest restaurant in the city and eat as much as I can. I don’t want to drink much as I want to remain sober to be able to watch game 1 later that night. After game one is when things get freaky deaky. I will be drinking the sun comes up in the morning. I had a long season and I want to enjoy my off season and don’t tell my girlfriend about this.

2. I like this alternative reality thing because I would have the Specters winning everything as we should have. The Specters would have swept every team until playing the cheating Hamilton steelhawks. All three lines would have clearly dominated their opposing lines and it isn’t even close to being a fair playoff for any other team. In this alternate reality the Specters fall down 3-0 to the cheating hawks until a magic wish is granted to Jimmy Sloathface who asks for the invisible cloak which is granted to him. The Stupid cheating hawks cannot see him on the ice, and he scores 21 goals over the remaining 4 games to make the Specters the season fifty one SHL champions of the world. The cheating hawks are then punished by the league right after the game 7 and are banned from the shl forcing them to play in the little cheater’s hockey league.

3. Both teams will join together to help the fundraising efforts for the SHL’s new sim engine. They will come together to ask fans and fellow league members to donate to be able to build our own sim and index and no need to go buy a sim. The teams will look for money, developers, and marketers to help further grow the SHL and make it the best league on the planet if it is already not. The end result of the fund raisers are unknown at this time but hopefully by season 53 the league would get a new sim engine and be able to attract a new crowd of sim internet hockey peoples which would add to the already outstanding gang of peeps. Both teams hate each others guts and this comes into play during the fundraiser. There are a lot of trash talking from each teams, throwing around cheater chants and what not.

4. If the specters had caught a case of the injury bug and the coach had asked me to put on the pads and play goalie; I am not sure if I could do that. My goalie @SlashACM is the best goalie in the world and I am not sure I could play at the outstanding level that he does. But in this case if I don’t play then my team would have to forfeit the game and I really really really don’t want that to happen as we are making a push for a deep run in the playoffs. My player build is built to be offensive but one of my best talents are blocking shots; during my SMJHL days I would play top minutes and lead the team and the league in blocked shots. I am not afraid of using my body to save pucks from going In the net and now I will have a blocker and pads.

15a. The team with the advantage in net would be what ever team tommy tuck is on. He is playing amazing and is a very emotional player on the ice. He knows when he needs to make an outstanding save to pump us his team to rally them and try to swing the momentum of the game.

18. PM sent to PT director