#4 this offseason I'm taking my talents to pittsburgh for some good ole pierogies iron city beer dahntahn activitys fios in the mon [monogahala river) ice balls at Gus n yayas and many many many sup cuzzzzzz's with the boys. After I'm done raising hell in americas finest city it's time to train 5 miles a day kettle bells and backhander workouts followed by alot of milk organic milk only no GMOs crap. Once finished doing that 763 times a day I'll watch old re runs of terry bradshaw the heart and soul of the shl it really helps to ignite my passion into the game during these down times we have every off season after pounding 32 brews and yelling at the same highlights I've seen 7000000 times it's on to phineas golds house for some good old fashioned nose beers nothing like some pure phineas cocaine to finish of the night and jump start the next day honestly best off season ever.

#1 things went differently for tampa because michael fitted was the first ever 4000 tpe player ever leading tampa to there 5th straight cup each one of course he started in. This cup however [the 5th] was special because fitted even suited up in goal all playoffs and still led the playoffs in goals just taking the puck behind the net then dekeing the whole opposition and leaving them in the dust netting hat tricks in 7 games. All sweeps for tampa too it was a juggernaut with fitted playing goal taking faceoffs and just being the most dominant force in shl history during game 3 of the confrence finals they even build a statue of him and people wrote him in for president it was after game one of the finals he actually bought the team with his left over tpe after tampa won the cup he quickly denounced sths and made all existing players no longer exist this would be Tampa 5th straight cup and immediately after fitted retired along with all of tampa they have now become a legend team and no one can play for them unless they get the michael fitted hat trick,drink a beer ,take a faceoff , make 5 straight daves yes daves not saves they have to have 5 children named dave this world was amazing


#8. Of course the finals should be held in pittsburgh to reduce carbon and while everyone is here we can enjoy good ole yuengling and mon water while watching all my favorite Pittsburgh shows at my favorite pittsburgh bar I can invite all my fellow kracken brethren to hoist up those ying luengs and start screaming yinnnnnnzzzz its gonna be a good time cant wait for this change to happen. After we watch the games it's down to the river to enjoy pittsburghs best sights the pirates losing games we will head on dahhhhnnnn to watch the biggest thieves in pittsburgh history and there leader bob nutting its gonna be a yinzer celebration


3. In fhm I plan on focusing completly on passing stick handling and playing 0 defensive the babes love the biscuit in the net and I only kinda love the babes so I plan on assisting the puck going in the net with mega skating balance dangles dekes and nifty little threaded passes. In all honesty I hope I never score a goal and get 100 assists a season just keep pumping my teammates beautiful chances and letting them rip home my dimes I try to be a very generous player so maxing passing o read and stickhandling ate supremely high on my list of tpe to push hopefully by s50 I'm the best playmaker in the game its gonna be a fun grind.


#5#5 phineas gold would have to be my pick as a winner for future MVP a key member to the carolina krackens back to back titles hes a true blue chip prospect and I expect his game to continue to grow to great heights. Hes hknestly a truly versatile force out there a winger who can slot into the middle and take draws a strong skater with great anticipation and ability to find the soft spots on a defencse his trajectory in my mind is truly limitless a goal scoring dangler that plays with grit. Hes got the intangables and makeup of a future captain as well in my mind hes going to be a supreme talent once his drug issues wear off but the sky is truly the limit for this once in a generation player.


#7Deep in the SHL forum,
There was a player named z0rem
He played for the Rage
Despite his young age
And never caused any boredom




I also mailed my trivia answers