1) In an alternate reality, the Winnipeg Jets are in the playoffs and they are easily the playoffs. The high powered offense led by Nick Brain and Goku Muerto actually ends up paying off the the Winnipegs' Jets defensemen and goalies find a way to hold strong all regular season. They show up in a big way when the playoffs roll around and they win the first two rounds easily. In the finals, they are very clearly the favorites but don't know exactly how to make it work. Why does this universe have to be alternate? Frankly its because the Jets don't have the level of talent that they need in the back of their team in defense and goalies. This alternate reality os one that allows an offense to carry a team further than anybody could possibly imagine. I predict this will not only be reality now, but will become a reality on FHM. Keep your eyes peeled. (3 TPE)

2) I would put the odds to win it all on the Chicago Syndicate next year. I believe they have a very smart group of players as well as having a lot of TPE on their team. With FHM coming in, I think Velevra will do a great job of having his players ready on how to build and they already have a lot of talent coming in, so it will be interesting to see how well they do. If I was an oddsmaker, I am giving them the best odds. I am also just a massive kylrad fan and love him massively. For the worst odds I would put the Winnipeg Jets. This is because I don't think we are quite in the place to win right now and I don't think we are going to, but also if we do win, then I become a big winner because we beat the odds. It is a win win. I will be the best oddsmaker of all time (3 tpe).

3) I think that I am going to focus the most on speed and I think that it will be the best attribute. Two of my favorite players are Denis Gurianov and Roope Hintz, who are both predicated on being speed demons and have proven to be solid players and scoring threats because of it. If this engine is going to be more realistic like we believe it to be, I predict that speed will be very important because a player can become relevant on their speed alone. For these reasons I believe that speed will be an elite trait followed by the positioning types of traits in the engine, which will also prove to be crucial. (2 TPE)

4) Bale is looking forward to just absolutely grinding this offseason. right now it looks like we are going to be winning the SMJHL cup, which I hope holds to be true. But regardless of it it happens, it is only up from here for Bale. Is he a good player? Yes. Is he amongst the SMJHL elite? Not yet. I think that to get there it is going to take a lot of hard work and dedication which I truly believe will be put in by me. IN addition to that, I will also be spending more time with the guys that will be staying down in Arizona to see how we can better vibe for next season. Bale will likely be called up to train with the big dogs of Winnipeg in training camp and be sent back down to the SHL after being relatively impressive. It will be good to pick the brains of Nick Brain and Goku Muerto as he slowly develops into a star in the SMJHL. (3 TPE)

6) I am against this idea. Do you think I care about the carbon footprint of this league? No, Bale will be dead very soon with the way that he lives. And one neutral location game? How are we getting there. Fact of the matter is that the home advantage of the playoffs is something that you win for in the regular season. It is also something that just makes it more exciting for the players and the fans. It is an elite part of the game and I do not think that it would be fair to anybody involved with the league to stop the games from traveling to fun cities. Not sure who had this idea, but fire them. (2 TPE)

8) I'm sorry but the best promotion simply has to be a foam finger promotion. There is no reason you go to sports games and be excited other than to get foam fingers. It is a childish joy that every kid craves and one that every adult wants to have a chance to feel again. It only makes sense for the San Francisco Pride to sell foam fingers. A sexy purple and gold, they could look at LSU and see if they could help them some with color and design. I think foam fingers bring excitement and maybe if somebody gets a hat trick we choose to send the foam fingers down to the rink. Again, this isn't a definitive idea, but this is undoubtedly the best marketing ploy a team has ever seen. It appeals to people at every level. I am brilliant and I will take all proceeds from this and I fully plan on getting rich off of this. Thank you friends and fans. (3 TPE)