1. The most improtatnt thing for the success of the league is the presence of the steelhwaks in the challenge cup finals, so in this alternate universe the league will do whatever it can to make sure that the Stampede do not fluke their way into a series win against the beloved steelhawks. Apparently in this reality we live in now, the league thought it would be a good idea to call far too many penalties in the games that were played and this meant that the steelhawks could not execute in the way that they wanted to. Maybe the league thought that the steelhawks would be able to over come this and it would show the league just how good they actually were, but sadly this was not the case. Alternate universes would fix these issues and the steelhawks would once again be able to bless the league with the glorious light blue boarder.

2. Casino odds are easy, we are here to steal money from the players so lets make that happen
Steelhawks 2-1
Rage 2-1
NOLA 2-1
so these three teams are high tpe teams with good goalies. The issue that all of these team will have is backups and build diversity and fit. Depending on testing these can change but for now look to these three to take the low odds of winning
Stampede 4-1
Pride 4-1
Blizzard 4-1
These teams are next up, goalies are a bit iffy for some teams and the roster is iffy for the others. There are issues in these rosters that might be able to be exploited with tactics from good teams, and even some of the bad ones.
Everyone else is okay except…..

1000-1 TOR

these guys just kinda suck. They have no defense. It will take a miracle for Carpet to save this roster this season if we are being honest with ourselves.

3. Okay lets be honest with ourselves, the best stat for any player is shotblocking. In Hamilton we strive to get more shots on goal than the teams that we play, so by having a big body in front of the net to stop the opposition form getting shots on target it falls right into like with our team philosophy. Now to do this im going to sell out completely. Shotblocking will be 20, positioning and bravary the same. All other attributes can get fucked we are going for the SB title and we will be getting it. Big time meme move but my name will be the leader in the file for eternity.

4. This offseason I am most lookign forward to getting into the batting cage and toughening up. We have all see the evidence from happy Gilmore, how much more tough you can get by getting in there and taking a few shots to the chest. This should also help me be able to block more shots as my eye will be tuned in for ensuring that my body is able to get in the way. Along these ends, I am also excited for all of the hospital visits I will have to take for small bone fractures and large bruises that will be a result of this new offseason program. Michaud has also taken a keen eye on some softball catcher work, as this will help him get use to crouching down and blocking the ball so that it does not get to the fence when people cant hit in slow pitch.

6. I don’t care about the carbon footprint at all but this idea seems great. Get the league together for a full week in one place and have a fucking party the whole time. What could be better than that? Imagine doing this in Miami (lets be honest, WKP wont make the final for a few seasons). Just go out with the boys, see some guys from a team we don’t like, and immediately start a bar fight in an expensive night club. This sounds like a banger of an idea 10/10 would enjoy the shit out of this. Corey, make this happen in the future, please.

16. PT director messaged.