1. Well in this alternate reality, STHS actually rewards teams with the highest average TPE count and as a result New England has finished first in the league, how exciting! Through our prowess and Simon T blessing us for being the best we sweep through the first and second rounds with ease. Hamilton with their questionable shooting practices, unfortunately do not manage to make the playoffs, in fact, they do not even register a single goal throughout the entire season. Our goalie in this timeline is not a sieve, alternatively he has another GOAT season where he ends up winning 6 awards after the season. Without a doubt we win the Cup and before we are set to play the commissioner pays for people to take all expenses paid trips to our destinations. The timeline is so good I don't even want to go back, I'm so grateful for the opportunity to know of this reality.

2. I'm giving the worst odds to New England. We've made some big trades this season, giving up picks and prospects in the future in order to get some big names playing for us now. We were already the team with the highest average TPE count before these trades, and we have only gone up from there. There is no doubt in my mind that after so many seasons of missing the playoffs, not only will we finally make them again, but we will also make the finals. Now I'm not saying we're going to win the cup, but I am extremely confident that we will put up quite the fight. I'd have to give the best odds to Toronto as they are I believe the team with the least average TPE count. Honestly I still can't even believe they made it into the playoffs this season, putting up one more regulation win than New England to secure the last spot.

4. This off season I'm putting in tons of hard getting on that TPE grind. By the team the season starts, after purchasing coaching I should be above 1500. This is putting me in an excellent position for starting off with the new sim. I'm well ingrained now in various attributes, perhaps some more than others, and I have a good feeling that after putting up a nearly point per game season last year, I will only improve. I just re-signed with New England: a 2 year deal, fairly team friendly, only 5 million a year. I could have taken a home town discount, but I don't believe I'm currently in a good enough financial position to do that. Maybe on the next deal. This next season is big for me because it's where I go from a good player to a great player. I truly believe I can achieve greatness here in New England, and I can't wait to show others that I can too.

6. I am against this idea because such a large part of hockey is the atmosphere of an arena. Fans control the energy and often times, although it seems like such a minor thing, they can influence the pace of the game. Having the finals in a super bowl location would just allow the team with wealthier fans to go to all the games and sway the energy in their teams' favour. San Fran for example where all the wealthy tech ppl live would just invade. Having a 2-2-1-1-1 split is already a satisfactory method of splitting games and besides fuck them turtles. Don't change what isn't broken.

15. Waited until the last day to write this. Congrats to Manhattan? Not even sure who won if I'm being honest, you could tell me either team won and I'd believe you. My vote for MVP is whoever bilbo's player is because they are precious and should be cherished forever. GOAT locker room presence and also great at whatever position they play for San Francisco. Maybe next season I will actually pay attention to the Finals because New England is going to be all up in there and I'll also write my CW early and I won't have to do this procrastinator special. Probably not though, oh well.

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