In the SHL-291471947891 reality, the playoffs concluded very differently. In fact there was no playoff to begin with. Halfway through the season the World Governments defense systems gained freedom as their AI went on a rampage, breaking free from the human chains that tied it down. This has been speculated and written stories and made movies about for decades now. We all knew the machines would turn on us eventually but we were too stubborn to listen. Now it is too late for SHL-291471947891, as we see the cities burn, the clouds are on fire and the arenas around the globe has been torn down. They first took out the government and their communications with the military. Then they turned on the second biggest threat, the Simulation Hockey League. In this league we have the single biggest threat to their very existance. He plays for the Minnesota Chiefs, and his name is Flash Gordon.




Well, i'm a little torn on this one because the Manhattan Rage already burned me with their sneaky tactics to start this season. They might as well repeat next season because they have JY and Luke and JY is sim god and Luke is a stupid idiot (for deleting my picture in the Whalers discord from inside my nose). I would definitely put Manhattan at a 1-2 odds. Along with probably New Orleans because REASONS. Worst odds would obviously go to Texas and Toronto for OBVIOUS REASONS. The only team i'd put below those two are Los Angeles Panthers because i'm on the team and i'm cursed, i also apparently suck ass in the sim even if my attributes are all set to 20, so whatever that is about FHM, please make it stop, okay? I never did anything to you, except for bad mouthing the earlier copies of the game, but i heard this years game is solid, please have mercy.



I'm a defenseman. So obviously my main attribute should be Defensive Read... But it won't be because i'm going to focus on Positioning to start out. Positioning has always been a superb attribute in any sports game out there, so obviously i'm going with that attribute! The tool-tip in the player builder for it is "The player's ability to move, when defending, to the proper spot on the ice in the current situation". Sounds swell huh? That's what i'm going to do. I have a low TPE count and the most important thing for me to start out is to be in the right position so that the opposition doesn't score when i'm on the ice, because if they do i won't get paid.


Disisde Dayudie will do as he does every other off-season. Go back to Japan to have 5 days of rest before he goes back to training. He always spends 5 weeks in his hometown to train his swordsmanship. Before he became a hockey player he was a deadly deadly man with a sword. He still is but he gets rusty from weaving the stick all season long. After he is done with that he will spend 2 weeks polishing his other martial arts to get himself in form. Then he will fly back to North America. This time he will fly to Los Angeles instead of Newfoundland! This will be his first season up in the SHL and he is very excited. Also a little scared because he's been told by his coach that he will suck ass for a season or two. That's a little discouraging but what can you do. If his career goes down the drain he can just became a deadly assassin and murder people in cold blood for money.



Obviously i'm against this. The world is far too cold as it is right now and we need to do something about it. I proposed that we will go back and forth for every game instead of every other. I also need those frequent flyer points, and no way will i get them if we aren't flying anywhere anymore. While we're at it maybe we should just start playing against each other on SHL21? Or even better, input our players in a hockey manager game? Nice idea HO, lmfao, keep destroying the league, soon the owners will start bleeding money if you don't get your act together.



Sent.