1. [Exterior] Dark castle somewhere in Europe. A sign reads “Chateau de Simon.” Lightning flashes as it is a dark and stormy night, illuminating the castle. CUT TO [Interior] An ancient old man sits in front of a computer. He begins cackling to himself as he types on the computer, which makes a loud hum, as it is clearly a very old machine. We see on the screen lines of code in green on a black screen. In a raspy voice he says, “Now there is no way Hamilton will ever lose!” The camera pans out as the man laughs evilly to himself. Mozart’s Requiem begins playing as we cut to a montage of the playoffs. 4-0 after 4-0 flashes across the screen as Hamilton destroys all the competition set against them, winning their second straight Challenge Cup. Simon has his final revenge on the SHL for betraying his trust, and all is right with the world as Simon ascends to godhood, preparing to influence FHM with his chaos godhood.
3/16

3. In building FHM I looked to go a bit less generic. I felt my build got fairly standard towards the end of my STHS career which I feel was the result of how Simon sims goalies. I’m hoping FHM encourages a bit more build diversity in regards to goalies, but what I’ve seen from testing worries me a bit. Regardless, I wanted to focus a bit more on something unique, so I loaded up on certain stats while not focusing as much as others. My build is done I just haven’t submitted it yet because I am wishy washy on it.
5/16

4. Hello this is Samat Beibitzhanov on second offseason of career. For some of it I will travel back to home, but then I plan to go around United States and work on brand new project for atlas of United States and maybe later Canada for new project on how it is like in America for fellow people coming in from other countries to know which states to visit and which states to avoid because they are gross. Expect bigger update in standard season in review post that is also upcoming with offseason less eventful this season for me. Practicing is for losers. It is offseason for reason. I hope to remain in Colorado for all of future, and I trust team administration to make the right decision and not trade me for no reason to other team that needs goalie because they suck and are bad.
8/16

6. I understand that this on the surface looks more environmental, but think about it for a minute. On a neutral site game, people still have to get to the stadium. But now they can’t drive or even walk if the stadium is in the right place. Now they have to drive, fly or take a train or hell maybe a boat. I don’t think this would actually make any major difference, as fans travelling would cancel out any perceived gain for players. Plus the Super Bowl is just like that for owners to have a dick measuring contest with their fancy new stadiums anyway.
10/16

14. 
14.2 I think it is really dependant on what the team has available. If a team has a stacked forward core it is probably best if they rotate around a bit more in order to make sure they have proper ice time for all their players. I’m not familiar with the two team’s rosters that much as I haven’t paid as much attention to the SHL this year.
14.3 I honestly don’t particularly like either of these logos. I think a lot of SHL logos suffer from the generic bug and look like fairly average AHL or lower logo. The best most iconic logos are ones that are simple and recognizable. I think Manhattan has a better color scheme though. 
14.4 There are a couple of good names in both of these teams. I think I give my award to Tokek Takshak. It’s just barely reasonable enough to seem like it could potentially be real but it’s still outlandish, in addition it’s alliterative and has the same ending letter (I forget the name for that).
13/16

15. BEEP BOOP I AM MVP VOTING BOT. I HAVE ONE DIRECTIVE AND THAT IS TO CHOOSE MVP OF SERIES. IN ORDER TO DO SO I HAVE A TOP QUALITY ALGORITHM WHICH TAKES INTO ACCOUNT STATISTICS IN ORDER TO DETERMINE THE BEST PLAYER IN THE SERIES. BEEP BOOP PETER LARSON IS THE BEST PLAYER AND HAD THE MOST IMPACT ON THE TEAM BUT BEEP BOOP GOALIES SUCK FUCK THEM BEEP BOOP SO INSTEAD WE GO WITH LUKE THOMASON BECAUSE HE SCORES GOALS BEEP BOOP. LUKE THOMASON LED THE TEAM IN POINTS FOR THE POSTSEASON AND AFTER ALL EVERYONE KNOWS ONLY GOAL SCORERS ARE ELIGIBLE FOR AWARDS BEEP BOOP. PROGRAM COMPLETE.
15/16

17. Sent
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