1. In this season of alternate universes we look at the bass ackwards universe of season 52 in the 69th dimension (nice.). The way this one worked is interesting and is also entirely biased. The WKP came in as the second seed for the East, with the first being the Barracuda. Meanwhilst in the West, the leaders were the Renegades in first and then the Chiefs in second. The series from the Platoons perspective saw a Strong Wolfpack losing in 6 to the People’s favourites, the West Kendall Platoon. After this series the Platoon sweep the Barracuda because it’s the Barracuda and brings them to the finals. Unfortunately for the Platoon, west coast powerhouse the Chiefs are ready to bring in a real series for the Platoon. The bout lasted Seven with each game being defines by a single goal each time, the air was tense in game seven, no goals either side until with seconds to spare Efiug scores a real Efiug of a goal and the universe is perfect and everyone is happy. (174)

2. Since I am not actually sure how to arbitrarily draw the odds, Im going to be just about as biased as I can be with determining them. My methodology is simple and garners around inputting as much money into the SHL community as is feasibly possible. In order to do this I will be checking previous season stats and follow free agency tightly in order to see how the season outlook is. Probably the same there as it would be if not I. Second, I will inverse the normal rankings and ensure that power house teams that are guaranteed to give it a shot Have the lowest odds in order to garner higher payouts amongst the SHL working class. Teams with genuine low chances to win will be given the possible payouts of the best teams around a 1-1 rate in order to leave the option for the dumb and to disuage the dumb. (154)

3. It’s tricky being at such a low tpe count, i should be going into the season near 520 or so which is a good amount but is also not too much when in comparison of the cost of some of these stats. In order to make a good point shooter d man, Im going to rely on mostly my senses and positioning. From my research these stats can be really forgiving of deficiencies to the point of being a viable option. However we don’t really know how the SHL’s meta will turn out so it’s exciting to say the least. (100)

4. Sabo Tage is gearing up to hopefully make an impact in Season 53 as he is being called up to the Platoon in order to make his rookie debut. In order to prepare, its time for a few components. For one, young Sabo Tage eats the healthiest of health, limiting his diet to only the most scientifically sound in order to increase his hockey abilities to the maximum degree possible and necessary. An example of this would be his eptitude to demolish piles of hot dogs in a style reminiscent of the Great Phil Kessel, or his skill in ravaging a tribe of chicken tenders such as star player Johnny Gaudreau. The second component is skating on cement, which I understand is bad for your skates, buts its also good for power. Think of it, Cement is rock, ice is like rock so it works. Its completely logical and helps my explosive stride. Thats how Sabo Tage has been preparing. (160)

5. If I had to pick a single player from the pride to win any individual award in his career, it would most likely be Luke Thomason. Luke is known by all already and has won awards for his work ethic already, however he also has translated that work ethic into a terrific player who should be at the least taking home the Playoff MVP this season. However I can also see Luke, who stands near the top of the global TPE rankings, to have a phenomenal start to the S53 season, from there he could be winning the Stevens regularly, hell he might even win the Best Goalie award too. (110)
17. Sent