2. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
You're put in charge of making the casino odds on the Cup winner for next season. Whom are you giving the best and the worst odds to, and what's your reasoning?

I got to say Chicago probably has the worst shot at the cup by far. They have a pretty mediocre co him in Ofer and a very bad coach in Kylrad. I’d say the worst tandem in the entire shl. They simply just don’t care about the league so management is my reason why they have the worst odds. For the best odds I have to go with Calgary for the exact opposite. They have the best management by far in the entire shl and plus have the best dman in Chico Smeb in the FHM sim. He knows the sim better than anyone so just watch for a Norris. Mike Izzy isn’t slowing down either as hell show to be one of the best players once again. And steelheads young player is getting so much better every year. The roster is just super stacked so I can easily see them winning the cup

3. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)
By now, you're probably familiar with the attributes on FHM, and you likely have some sense of what type of build you're going to be aiming for with your player. What one attribute are you going to focus on most? Of all the attributes in the game, what is your player going to strive to be the absolute best at? Why are you picking that specific attribute above all others?

I am definitely going to focus on my slap shot more than any other attribute.  I’m going to be one of the best poweplsy dman in the entire league and could easily be a Ppg player as the number three dman for Calgary this season. I fell way behind in tpe as I lost interest in the league but I’ll still be one of the highest scoring D with my amazing slap shot. Expect me to win the Norris as even though I’m the third dman I’m still over 1300 tpe once I do my massive update, so I can still compete with the best of them

4. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
The Most Generic Prompt of All Time - what is your player looking forward to in the offseason? What are they planning on doing? Training? Relaxing? Testing free agency? Whatever it is, let us know!

Well at first Chico was thinking about just ending his career and retiring. He’s getting either quite bored with the league, or quite bored with being a dman. He’s kind of been stuck as the third dman in his prime on a strong team and hasn’t really had a chance to be elite producer. It’s his own fault as he doesn’t update much, but still it has made him lose quite a bit of interest.

After thinking about it more he decided maybe to rest free agency to play with his good friends to spark his interest back up. But I don’t think that’ll work either .

So final thought is to just re sign with Calgary and play out my career as the number theee dman. I’m happy with that as I don’t really feel like getting back into the league again. I’ll just keep doing bare minimum updates to stay relevant on the roster but that’s about it. Other than that my odd season will be spent just working on my new house and playing nhl 20

worth 1 TPE. Each answer must be 50+ words to qualify.
1. Head GMs JayWhy and Grapehead have been GMing for a while, whereas Co GMs Luketd and DaftRaincloud are newer to management - which team's front office staff (including coaches) do you think will provide a strategic edge (lol as if such a thing exists in STHS) in this series?

I think jay why will stomp the competition. He’s almost been in the league as long as me and knows pretty much everything about the sim engine being the former dimmer. He gives them the massive edge and will easily win the series alone
2. Manhattan has been rocking a pretty evenly-distributed ice time for forwards (35-33-32) whereas San Francisco is going a bit more top-heavy (40-40-15). Which approach do you think is better for a fierce Challenge Cup series?

I think whatever Jaywhy decides is best. I’ll just trust whatever decision he makes as he’s the second best gm in the league . Pretty much just refer to my answer above .
3. The Rage and the Pride have, in my opinion at least, two of the best logos in the entire SHL. Which team's logo do you like more and why?
4. What is your favorite player name on either of these two teams and why? (not favorite player/user, just focusing on their player name)
5. Would you rather: (a) a chainsaw lesson with JayWhy, (b) a private Gritty meet-and-greet for you and Luke, © an all-you-can-eat grape buffet experience with Grapehead, or (d) an hour session where DaftRaincloud shows you everything from his internet history?