1. In this timeline, the Hamilton Steelhawks had actually gotten past the Buffalo Stampede, and eventually went on to become the Challenge Cup Champions. This is where things get interesting: after their win, they win again next season. And again. And again. This happens until S347 where the Steelhawks lose to the Omaha Crop Children (relocated from Seattle after what we would consider today the Tampa Bay Barracuda relocated to Seattle on 14 separate occasions) after a 1-0, 7 OT Game 9 (the playoff format expanded after reaching 256 teams). After the series, the withered remains of Aaron Wilson and Dale Miller finally turn into ash after playing the finals with only 1 TPE put into scoring. The Hamilton Steelhawks, who had been ran by Simon T himself, then relocate as the Saskatoon Saskatonians and play out their days as the SHL withers away, eventually leading to Aaron shutting down the site after he's done with maintaining thousands of players.

3. I will be mainly focusing on Defensive Read, as that was one of the things I forgot to update in my initial build. As for my goals with Joln, I'm planning on having him be a really good defensive defenseman, and hopefully gain some Bojo Biscuit Trophies along the way. For me, I'm also wanting to be strong with getting the puck out of the opposing team's sticks and get it back to my team as soon as possible, if not carry it down the ice for a celly. In the end, I'm very excited to see how FHM treats me.

4. Joln DuBolk will be spending the offseason training. After recording the most shots blocked in the league last year, he realized he can be incredibly good at his job and decided to put on more muscle for that extra Grit/60. He'll fly to Sweden in order to get swole and get naked in a sauna, just so he can lose all that water weight he's been putting on. He'll play in one of the mens leagues and completely dominate all the SHL wannabes that never truley made it, and celly them each and every time. After returning home, he'll get together with SHL legend Andrew Joycon and begin the training regiment he developed, which has been determined to be one hundred percent successful, being a mix of crossfit, body building, Pilates and Zumba. Being a big guy, he'll be slow as hell and get yelled at by Karen, who had yelled at a Starbucks employee that they wouldn't get her double shot pumpkin frappe with extra caramel, even though they stopped selling it 6 months ago and is coming back in a month

7.
Aaron Wilson opened up FHM at last
In order to put Simon T in the past
He put scoring was high
Their playoffs were "nigh"
Turns out they were last

Tampa Bay has many a beautiful face
In S50, they came in 2nd place
Before switching clients
Their GM was suppliant
Of limericks and grace

14.
1) Let me tell you about my boy Luke: he made the Whalers a contender until I came along, and even though he's a filthy Eagles fan, I respect him as a manager in this fake hockey league, so I'll say the JayWhy and Luke duo as the team with the advantage.

15. For me as a person who hadn't really followed the series since I was drowned with college stuff, I say it goes to Luke Thomason. Besides being one of the best players in the SHL today and being a key component of the Manhattan Rage, he is also a very cute, very sexy, and I want to caress his cute face. Jesus Christ I want him so badly, I can explode. That aside, it should absolutely go to Luke Thomason, given the player is great and the guy behind him is just as great for the site and the Rage in general.

17. PM Sent