A self-promotionist: I choose @bbjygm as my front office's self-promotion expert. He's very good at promoting himself, and really puts the pro in "self-promotion". He's a super cool dude, has a business degree specializing in promotion of the self, and even puts up posters of himself in the home arena for self-promotion purposes. He has invented an entire field of yoga dedicated to meditation of the self in order to clear one's mind of everything except the self. Only when one promotes themselves in their mind can they promote themselves externally. In fact, he's here right now trying to hijack this task to promote himself. He's very convincing, but I won't be fooled for his stellar self-promotion skills. I have a black belt in his field of yoga, so I'm highly proficient at ridding his self-promotion from my mind. In fact, it's so effective I haven't once caved and mentioned his stupendous success as a self-promotion artist. So take that, @bbjygm. Your self-promotion sucks. I'd never hire you (hehehe he has no idea I'm kidding).