S53 PT #5 - Contract Negotiations
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hotdog
SHL GM RIP Dangel
obviously the cliche is 10x10, but I'd be more concerned with adding a few new perks to my contract as opposed to getting more money. I would ask for a special time, maybe once or twice per week, where nobody else is allowed on the practice rink and I get to dump a few vats of lube on the ice and slide around like an otter. It would be super fun and would help me boost some of my physical attributes, especially acceleration. I reckon there'd need to be a boost to the custodial staff to accommodate this request, which I'm happy to ask that management allows - I won't ask for more money in my contract, but make sure the dedicated support staff in the arena get paid a fair wage. I'd also ask for near-unlimited access to sour patch kids on road trips and again at the practice rink - I could have a dedicated sour patch kid assistant who always carries a jar full of them and makes sure it's fully stocked.
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