Oh man, where do I even begin. I could write an entire article about every single relationship I've forged on the site, every slip and curve on the path that got me here today. I'm going to keep it short and brief, but after 4 years on the site, there's just so many people to give shout outs to, so don't be offended if i forget you. Actually do be, it's because I hate you and never think of you.

To start with, the Prince George Firebirds of S30. This team sucked ass, but there is 0 doubt that I had a great time here for the 3 seconds it lasted. There's no chance I ever forget you boys, thank you for making my first moments on this site memorable.

@Tomen @RomanesEuntDomus @artermis love you boys.

Some boat players of today I also think are very cute despite never sharing a team with them would be @spooked @Ferda @Acsolap@DaftRaincloud @dylanjj37 @ml002 in order of attractiveness, with ml being by far the most ugly.

After that, you have my second juniors team, the Detroit Falcons. As a GM and a player, this organization has meant a huge amount to me, and there's a ton of guys in there that I am super happy to have drafted and being rdafted by, and I love them to death.

@WannabeFinn @dankoa @Mayuu @grok @"mcgriddlelover" or whatever eero goes by on the site @karey @Fantobens @Baelor Swift @ligma @LB.

Then there's the Winnipeg Jets, who were my home for a small amount of time and were a team I genuinely had a great time on for as long as it lasted, even though the Steelhawks were really my eventual destiny.

@ToeDragon84 @MWHazard @Nereus @FlappyGiraffe @gfridge you all are people I love even if I don't talk to you anymore. Love you all.

Finally, the Hamilton Steelhawks. I could spend millions of years talking about how you've been a part of my life through thick and thin, even when I wasn't directly on the team. The Hamilton Steelhawks have been a huge chunk of my friends through the transition from a teenager to an adult, and you guys are a massive part of what I would call who I am today. There's too many of you to ping, so I'm not going to do it, you know who you are.

Now, it's time for my closest friends. I have nothing to say to you other than to thank you for being such a huge part of my life. I share special moments with all of you, whether I still speak to you consistently or we've drifted apart. You guys mean as much to me as anyone else in the world.

@Pris @ztevans @adamantium @Loco @JSS @Sleepy  @"Jakub" @whatever Han's name is on the site

and, a small cut above the rest, my closest friends of all, people I've known for longer than anybody else and talk to more than anyone else, people I can rely on for a quick vc every night whenever I need it, my Toronto crew + also Hallsy. Love you guys, hope Toronto happens this summer.

@nour
@Gooney
@Gwdjohnson (unfortunately)
@"ThatDamnMcJesus"

also I'd like to make it clear in post that I'm leaving out kimmy especially. Fuck Kimmy, I hate Kimmy.