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Thor · 05-07-2020, 09:50 PM

Task #1 - Create a fan giveaway item to be handed out at one of your team's playoff games (can be a rally towel, foam finger, bobble head, etc.)
Clearly the best thing for the Falcons to give out at a home game to support their best backup goalie and playoff bench warmer, Thor Odinson would be literal thunder. "Oh but Feeler, how would they give out thunder? that's a stupid idea" I hear you say, but here's the thing - it's going to be an app that uses every mobile phone speaker in the building to blast thunder noises at big moments throughout the playoff games - as Odinson would desire. See, he's riding the pine for this series so the general managers in their infinite wisdom have decided to give him the controls of this app to give his team moral support whenever he believes they need it most.

Task #2 - NSFL Welfare

Task #3 - Write a magazine style article or make a magazine cover featuring a player comparison from any series matchup. You can compare player stats, etc. or get creative and compare their pregame superstitions or whatever.
The comparisons we're going to make here in this task cover the two Detroit goalies through the playoff series and how they warm up for their game. As Jobin has been the starter through this series, he spends his time warming up on the ice, you know - usual goalie stuff (whatever that is) butterflies and practice shots and other weird stuff Odinson doesn't really understand. On the other hand we will find Thor in the team change rooms warming up with a nice warm cup of tea and his favourite rug, by this stage in the playoffs he has started to bring his tea, rug and tablet out onto the bench with him to stay warm throughout the whole game.

Task #4 - Who would win in a fight between an actual falcon and a knight? All variables for said fight are up to your discretion
Ok this is a real easy one, the major variable for this fight is that it's going to take place on the Falcons home, which will give the Knights a serious disadvantage as I'm considering that to be the sky. Now as we know, Falcons are capable of flying and can travel significant distances by wing, whereas knights on the other hands are covered in very heavy armor and as far as I'm aware can not fly at all. This would lead to the knight plummeting rapidly to it's death as the Falcon cruises around enjoying the view. Now, the one thing I didn't consider here is trebuchets.... Maybe the knight has a chance after all.

Task #5 - It's officially the offseason. Whether you just won the cup or didn't even make the playoffs, it's time to take a break and look toward the SHL draft. Tell us how you're spending your time.
Thor has one thing and one thing only on his mind after this season, whether the cup goes home with him or not he's looking for pussy. That's right, Odinson has two cats at home that need looking after and he's hoping that they haven't made their way through the giant pile of food he left for them over a month ago and proceeded to escape. He's pretty sure there was enough there, but it's entirely possible at this point that they can't tell what's food and what's poop by this stage. Thor has contract money, he could have done something else with the cats to have them be looked after - but then that wouldn't have suited the one liner joke at the start of this task, would it?

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