I think if the team match-ups in the eastern conference were different there would be a couple of differences. If the Carolina Kraken were facing off against the Newfoundland Berserkers The Kraken would have made the eastern conference finals. However if the Kraken had faced off against the Scarecrows I think we would have had a repeat of a Detroit vs Scarecrows final. In the western conference I don't think there's any possible way that Colorado makes it into the second round. After trading away Lundquist Jr. to Detroit, a huge portion of Colorado's firepower was missing. Honestly, it was surprising they even made it into the playoffs. Their late season push can be attributed to the coaching staffs ability to adapt to what the other teams were throwing their way and put their players in the correct position. The only way the Western conference finals looks any different is if the Boat team played against the Colorado Raptors in round one. Then there would have been a clash between the Armada and Knights in the Western Conference final--semi-unrelated tangent: if M.v.d.H doesn't get the MVP it would be criminal :( 

Tracy here, with Reps for Jesus weekly. Today we're taking a deep dive into two different the pre-game rituals. First we'll look at the Carolina Kraken's very own power forward Panda Panico. Panda starts his pre-game ritual by crushing one pound of bamboo shoots, he then starts cranking out 200 pull ups, 300 push ups, and 10 squats. He then proceeds to lay down in his hammock set up in the corner of the locker room; Panda cuddles up for a nap with his panda plush toy for thirty minutes (pictured below) to center the mind. Once it's time to suit up, Panda rises from his slumber slowly. Gets all of his equipment on. Puts his ear buds in and Listens to Guns N' Roses, "Welcome to the Jungle" on repeat until he gets the tap on the shoulder for go time. He cracks open a power thirst, drinks it, and bolts onto the ice so fast people think he's from Kenya. Next we'll be seeing what Toki Wartooth of the Detroit Falcons pre-game looks like. Toki Wartooth arrives at the arena, starts to juggle a soccer ball with some of the other members on the team then suits up and goes out on the ice. Such vastly different pre-game routines.  

Written by Tracy Chapman

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A knight is sitting on a park bench eating a Chicago-style hot dog. A falcon comes in tries to swoop in and grab the hot dog. The knight spots the falcon through his slit, raises his fist to block the falcon's path. The Falcon dodges the fist and flies on past. The Falcon then proceeds to fly over head of the knight and proceeds to drop a deuce on the Knight tarnishing the Knights shiny armor. The Knight then proceeds to draw his sword. The Falcon makes another approach talons out ready to strike...IN FROM THE TOP ROPE IT'S ADAM FRIEDLAND!!!!!!!!!!!! Adam Friedland wins the fight, kicking both the Falcon's tail feather and Knight's ass.  

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After getting my rookie contract, I've been taking my hand at the stonk market. With SARS 2 (covid) back at it again, I was avoiding some of the especially hard hit companies i.e. Aerospace, rental cars towards the start of the corona pandemic and put a large amount of my money into Grocers, Purell and other isopropyl alcohol based products :sanitize: and that has paid dividends. Now that the off-season is back live I've decided to put some of the gains into the struggling companies. Get the Aerospace market back along and live. I've even put some money into Carnival Cruise and am spending some of my time bashing on food, playing shuffleboard, soaking up the sweet sweet vitamin D and bulking up. Hopefully bulking up doesn't negatively affect my draft stock too much and I can get a solid pay out come the draft. 

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