S53 SMJHL Championship Week
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Frick_Nasty
Registered Biggest Chad
1. For whatever reason, the Anchorage Armada let Bork Lazer be in charge of the playoff game fan item giveaway. So, Bork Lazer got together with the crew and made a special sign. The one where it has two handles and when you pull on the handles it displays a message on the inside. Well Bork Lazer thought it was a great idea to put a message on the inside that say No Simps. This is to make it where the team will know they are not Simps and will not sit back and let the other team come into their home arena and dominate them and have control, but rather the away team is the simps and we have nothing to do with them.
2. Honestly, I think if the Anchorage Armada and the Kelowna Knights were flip flopped the Anchorage Armada would have made the playoffs. I think the Armada would have beat the Colorado Raptors with ease as well. Having that time to rest and take on whoever it is whether it is the Kelowna Knights or the Anaheim Outlaws we would win that series being way more rested. I think even if we played the Anaheim Outlaws again, we would beat them this time around. I do not think they were the better team. In fact, I totally believe they just had the luck of the draw from the sim this time around. I look forward to next season when we play them again because I fully intend on beating every single of them to a pulp. Also, their goal horn is annoying as hell and very stupid. 99/100 times we crash any team put in our way just happened to have that 1 time. 3. PBE affiliate 4. Who would win in a fight a falcon or a knight? Hear me out but I think the falcon would win this fight. If you have a dude in full chain mail armor and a sword trying to attack a flying falcon, they are not going to be able to hit the agile falcon. I am sorry but I do not think a knight would have the dexterity to land a hit. I think given enough time the falcon will be able to get its talons into the eye holes of the knights helmet and gouge them out leaving the knight blind and bleeding from the attack. I think the knight will succumb to the wounds and die a slow and painful death. 5. What is Bork Lazer doing to prepare for the Simulating Hockey League season 54 draft? Bork Lazer is currently training and playing for the world junior cup united states team. There was some confusion as He though he was going to go train with Germany but the league forbids him because they did not want to risk Bork Lazer impregnating the entire female population in Germany. They would not be able to resist his Chad like charm. Bork Lazer is instead smashing American folk who use proper contraceptive. He is also smashing fools on the ice as well. When not with the junior united states team Bork Lazer returns to his home in anchorage where he parties with his fellow previously rookie teammates and pound beers and workout. Bork does not condone lifting heavy weights while intoxicate but Bork Lazer is not a normal human being and can do whatever the fuck he pleases. |
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