Task 1

For a fan giveaway I’m making dog bandanas. Anyone who works in sports retail knows that bobble heads and those kind of give away items are expensive. Foam finger give aways? People buy those. Those are high value items to sell. Rally towels are over done.
We want the dogs to be out in force showing off our team colors with a cute logo in the bottom corner and stripes of our team colours. Recognizable and adorable. That is what we are going for. This is great marketing because it will draw the eyes of people who would normally look away from traditional sports adverts. It is a give away with long term marketing in mind.
116/100

Task 2

Naw

Task 3

Niccolo Livius. He is a fourth line winger for the Newfoundland Berserkers and one of the only proud Italian players in the SHL. Being from Italy we thought we’d talk to him about what Italians are truly famous for food.
We will compare his answers with fellow teammate Red Arrow from the USA.

Question One: What is your favourite pasta dish and why?

Livius: I love any pasta dish if the noodles are home made. That is the key. Using the correct flour and crafting the noodles by hand can make any pasta dish amazing. Even just pouring oil on home made noodles is amazing.

Arrow: I like meat sauce.

Question Two: What is the best topping for pizza.

Livius: There is no “topping for pizza” because without the topping there is no pizza. It is one and the same. It is sacred. However ignoring the ignorance of the question… The answer is pepperoni. The sauce can change the pepperoni is constant.

Arrow: I like cheese.

Italy vs Murica

169/150

Taks 4

Falcon vs a Knight? Well I would say that the Falcon is an ideal candidate from the animal Kingdom to defeat a Knight. A Knight in full plate armor has few weaknesses. Bludgeoning weapons could cripple them sure but the key to killing a knight in full dress is a dagger between the plates. A falcon’s talons are perfect for this. They can target the eyes which are the most vulnerable place on a knight. Falcon’s love to attack the eyes anyway so this would come naturally to them. The approach would be tough for a falcon but many falcons dive at tremendous speeds… in all it is an easy decision... I choose the Knight. Duh.
116/100

Task 5

With the draft looming I think I’m going to take it easy. Training is for the weak. I know that no one cares about me in the SHL so why should I get myself all worked up for the draft? Why work super hard before it only to lose motivation when I get drafted last? I think I’ll wait till after the draft to start working out. Use the motivation of being skipped over time and time again to push myself into next season.

I could say that I am excited to see where I end up but I really do not care. My home is Newfoundland and I plan on playing here for as long as I can. The SHL is a distant league for me. A league I likely will not succeed in and honestly could not care less about. I’m a juniors kid through and through. I’m here for the Four Star Cups.

156/150

@JNH