Bork sat down with his Anchorage Armada General Managers this off season to discuss strategy and ideas to work on for the upcoming season. They had the audacity to ask Bork to try stick checking more instead of just hitting his opponents. Well Bork Lazer is no simp so he laughed at them and took off. Bork is not going to do that. Bork is gonna go out there and hit motherfuckers as hard as possible and do it even more than he did last season. Bork will be analyzing things a bit better since he will have more experience on the ice and will know way is coming this time around. A special role the General Managers gave Bork though is to help mentor the knew rookie. They said something about make sure he does not suck or something. So Bork will carry the team on his back just like he did in the playoffs last season.