During the offseason, my coaches in Hamilton definitely came to us with a theme. I remember coach Apricot telling us "everyone thinks you're all too similar. But I think you're not similar enough! We all need to be identical links in a single chain." As a result, they stripped of us everything, including our very identities and gave us robot brains. While my memories of my past life are scarce and fleeting, I remember the name Tig Murphy. I was a defenseman, implying that anything mattered other than defense in the before times. I am now Worker TM94D, a perfectly positioned drone protecting the beehive of our beloved ruler, the former Geezus Kryyst. As has been pointed out by foolish mortals who have yet to ascend, Hamilton does have players with strong defensive stats. While the former me may have used a witty retort such as "there's more than one way to skin a cat" (side note: my new AI brain calculated that there is only one optimal way, starting from the base of the tail), I see now that only defense matters. We must all be infallible in our pursuit of defensive glory, and become more similar and more in sync until there are no differences left.