Hello here! Is poopity scoop! The winner of the Scott Stevens trophy from last season! You should be proud of me for my achievements. I did very well last season in my performance on the defence for the buffalo stampede. I was the best defenseman in the entire simulation Hockey League. I did everything! I scored many points. And I did very well on the defence side. But now it has come time for the dreaded regression. Do you know regression? It is a bad thing man. I must adjust and do what I must. So how are you doing it is that I will go more defensive decision. May not see the big scoring assist man poopity scoop this time around! But I will still be a great player on the ice. I will be exiting my big buddy on these opponents. And I will be punishing them with hits and nice stick checks and using all the correct methods to help our rookie goaltender Elizabeth Doyle be a very good player and win some award this season.