Kraken Kronicle

Rookie Axel Foley has been making a name for himself inside the dressing room. Abound countless rumours swirling around he and his D-partner, and fellow rookie, Connor Hutton starting a band together, the Kraken have gotten a glimpse at the musical interests of the young Canadian. Following an early season victory the media piled into the Carolina locker room to gain some insight on the win. The stalls of Jimmy Wagner, Frans Eller, and Velveteen Dream were predictably flocked to, however it was hard not to notice a distinctive synth sound in the corner of the room. It's hard to describe what was seen. It was Axel Foley, that's for sure. He had his phone out, playing what sounded like Crazy Frog's hit single Axel F, claiming that the song was named after him and made in his honor to one of his teammates. This was accompanied by progressively more intricate dance moves that only seemed to get worse as the song continued. While the Carolina media don't know the ins and outs of Axel Foley's youth and his relation to Crazy Frog, it does seem unrealistic that the fictional amphibian would make a song honoring a living child who's only notable achievement is playing hockey good. Regardless of the quality of his dancing, or how factual his staments are, we can see that Foley has boundless--albeit misplaced--confidence in his life endeavours.