Interviewer: Hello and welcome to "The Could Be Better Show". Today on the show we have one of the new Hockey players on the scene, Rookie Cody Spinka of the St. Louis Scarecrows.

Spinka: It's a pleasure to be here Bob thanks for having me.

Interviewer: Of course, let's jump right into things. I know the season just started and things aren't looking the way you'd hope but we're more interested about you as the player. What brought you to the world of hockey?

Spinka: Yeah Bob my seasons just getting started and I'm hoping by the end of the season I can shape up here, not how I want to be playing but give me time! But what really brought me to hockey was what every Canadian hopes of, becoming a hockey star and making it into the Hockey Hall of Fame but don't forget the cup, that would be an insane dream come true. My dad was a hockey player for a majority of his life and it's always been a family thing. I have two older brothers and we'd spend hours and hours during the summer time playing street hockey. I can't remember a time that hockey wasn't a huge part of the family. Growing up in a small town too where everyone would get together to play pick up games was always pretty cool too.

Interviewer: That's awesome! Canadians can't get enough of hockey! Now let's ask the most important questions of all time. I have TWO really important ones for you...First question, do you like Pineapple on your pizza?

Spinka: I mean who doesn't?! Call me crazy but my favorite pizza would be Italian sausage with pineapple and pepperoni! But can't make everyone happy, sorry to the kids out there who just don't understand flavor. 

Interviewer: And you sir are crazy! *dead stares into the camera* But I guess like you said, ya can't please them all. And for question number two! Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Spinka: Uhhhh, I would think anything between two slices of any form of bread would be a sandwich...am I wrong? What kind of questions...are these?

Interviewer: I don't know Cody...How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootie-pop...

Spinka: ...I, uhh...I'm...not sure where is this going?...

Interviewer: Do you sleep with one foot out of your sheets at night?!

Spinka: Yeeeeeah I'm gonna go now....

Interviewer: ARE YOU TOO AFRAID TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS OF THE PEOPLE?!

Spinka: ...Uhhhhh

Interviewer: *begins throwing papers, slamming lights and throwing equipment* SEE LINDA I CAN TOO INTERVIEW PEOPLE! I WAS BORN FOR THIS! BOOOOORN FOR THIS! 

Spinka: ....Should have just did the interview with ESPN.