Detroit Free Press, Beginning of S54:

DFP: We are here with Detroit Falcons SMJHL rookie Sammy Blaze, who has a fun story about his last season playing high school hockey.

Sammy Blaze: Yes, thank you for having me. In my last year as a senior playing high school puck, we were up against the big rival school in the championship game. One of their larger players, the mayor's son actually, came down to our school at lunch to try to start a fight to get our team rattled. He grabbed this tiny kid and was about to pummel him to submission until I stepped in between the two of them. It looked like the mayor's son was going to hit me, giving me a concussion and forcing me to miss the big game. As I was the best player to ever play at that school, it would be a guaranteed loss. Instead, he promised me that if I helped him out, he would drop out of the big game, basically guaranteeing us the win.

Turns out this tiny kid was fucking his sister, so the mayor's son and I beat the shit out of him, and my high school ended up winning the championship. I'll do anything to win.

DFP: Okay then.