If Noah were to get a cooking show named after him, it would be "No Cheese in Noah's Kitchen". Noah has always been anti=cheese, so of course his show would revolve around making exquisite cuisine without the usage of any cheese. You can expect plenty of home classics on this show, minus the cheese. Being a midwesterner, there will be plenty of dishes revolving around meat and potatoes. Heck, that might actually be all that he makes on the show, it's hard to say at this point. With his newly founded Texas pride, you can also bet on there being plenty of barbecue being used. While the guest list for the sure is certainly up in the air and just about anybody is on the table as a potential candidate, you can be sure that @thiefofcheese would never make a single appearance. Just the thought of bringing that cheese lover onto the show is an embarrassment.