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LimJahey · 07-14-2020, 10:11 AM

Do you have any previous sim league experience? I am a gfx grader in the NSFL

How much time do you think you'll be able to make for the SHL on a weekly basis? Enough to do all the PTs and make media/gfx

What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? Favorite games? Favorite chips? What NHL team are you into? Usually work, I enjoy playing Madden and I've really been enjoying Dying Light as well.

You can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you are ambitious and want to make it to the SHL as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J? No clue, I don't mind being called up earlier.

Our team typically uses Discord to communicate, do you use Discord? If not, are you open to using it? Yes I do.

If you're new to the site, we understand that you may not have a preference on which team you end up on just yet, so what are you looking for in a team locker room? For recreates, do you have any interest in being a Falcon? I'm looking for a locker room of chill people with good senses of humor

Anything you'd like us to know going into this draft? I'd enjoy being drafted along with some of my Petrov Brothers

Who is your Smash Bros main (if applicable)? Haven't played since their 3ds title, but Lil Mac

Share your best joke or meme I have a good one,

There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength.

News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew, a match was set up between the two, America versus Russia. The match would be held in Texas.
John began training immediately. Every day his coach would tell him, “This Russian has a move called the Mongolian Death Grip. No one has ever escaped the Mongolian Death Grip. DO NOT let him get you in the Mongolian Death Grip”

The day of the match finally came. Just before each wrestler stepped onto the mat in front of the capacity crowd, the coach once again said, “Whatever you do, do not let him get you in the Mongolian death grip. No one has ever escaped the Mongolian death grip”.

Four seconds into the match, the Russian had the American in the Mongolian death grip. The coach buried his face into his hands and cursed John for not listening to his advice. All of the sudden he heard the crowd irrupt in a chant of USA USA USA. He looked up and saw the Russian pinned by John. The coach ran out to meet John and embarrassingly told him, “I didn’t see... Once he had you in the Mongolian Death Grip I looked away. How in the world did you get out of the Mongolian death grip?”

With heavy breath, John told him “Well coach, that Russian grabbed me and twisted my body in ways I never imagined possible. I was wincing in pain when I open my eyes and right in front of me were two testicles. So I bit them.”

“What???” Said the coach... “John I don’t think that is legal. You could be disqualified”

“I don’t know about that coach. But I can tell you one thing. You ain’t got no idea how strong you are until you bite your own balls”

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