Grandmaster Funk, as a young Irish lad, grew up batting potatoes around with a field hockey stick. Every day, he'd be in the back yard slingin' spuds at a laundry basket, just imagining what it would be like to get his name called for the SHL entry draft.
In his mind, he was always the first name called. In his mind, he was a superstar.

Grandmaster Funk's seasonal goals are:
Make an impact on a fledgeling Nevada squad.
Grind his way up the depth chart.
Bring his team to glory (playoffs) in their inaugural season.
And finally, to get drafted by the only team in the SHL that knows what true Irish drive is.

Statistically, Funk wants to put up a respectable 15 points while maintaining an average D grade over 65.

In the locker room, Funk wants to be a constant positive presence. A leader on and off the ice. An emotional rock for the Battleborn and a good role model in the state of Nevada.