I have one singular goal in the SMJHL--to kill penalties. I want to kill all the penalties. I want skill forwards to face me in the center and despair. I want quarterback defensemen to weep in resignation. I want to dash the hopes and dreams of every power play coach in the league. I don't really give a shit about scoring goals or getting assists. Even strength play is meaningless. My sole desire is to make the neutral zone an exercise in futility and the defensive zone a house of pain, to dash the hopes and dreams of offensive forwards around the league. Their hate fuels me. It is my lifeblood, my only drug, my addiction. I hate scoring, and want it dead. I won't rest until it is in the ground, permanently, and its proponents grieve over its shallow grave, dashing away in the cold rain. I will destroy scoring, and I will do so by ending the power play as we know it.