It's playoff time and I've been commissioned by Harvey's and the SHL to create a commercial in for their new release, "the Canadian Burger" and the SHL S55 Playoffs.  

The commercial starts with a close pan in on the newly released creation from Harvey's.
The narrator asks, "what's more Canadian than a Cheeseburger?", "This Cheeseburger, Loaded with Poutine and All-Dressed Chips.
Then the Camera angle zooms out to show Jessica Lucas in a Bikini holding the Burger. 
"In the hands of All-Canadian Actress Jessica Lucas".
The Camera then zooms out to show Jessica Lucas in the hot tub 
"In a Hot Tub,"
The camera zooms out again showing the zamboni and driver Bryan Adams
"on a Zamboni, Driven by Canadian singer Bryan Adams"
The camera zooms out again showing the Olympic Canadian Curling team
Surrounded by the Olympic Canadian Curling team
The camera zooms out showing national treasure, Celine Dion and Nickleback singing, while players from all 16 teams are lined up staring up at the Canadian Flag
while Celine Dion and Nickleback are singing together "Oh, Canada".
While players from all 16 teams are lined up staring up at the Canadian Flag. 
After "Oh, Canada" finishes.
With an overhead camera shot, A puck is dropped with two opposing centers facing off, with crowd noises in the background. 
it then shows a graphic over the face-off circle. "It's time for Playoffs, Tune in on SHN"-display the date of the playoffs