I know how the local Tampa Bay broadcast is going, even if its not strictly *for* the playoffs.

"Are you ready...", it begins. Cut to Tom Fiddler deking and dancing through 3 defenders and ripping a blistering wrister into the stands. Another cut, Megatron barreling through the crease clearing defenseman and the opposing goaling, netting a goal. Heavy metal blares, every thump of the kick drum lining up with a shot or a hit.

"To weather the storm...", cut to Michael Fitted fighting his own teammate at practice, smash cut to broken sticks, a depth forward being pelted by shot after shot. A drum fill that is loud as it is long, extending the commercial to a solid minute at this point. No one enjoys it or is impressed.

"For the Tampa Bay Barracuda???" Smash cut to Tom Fiddler and Michael Fitted drinking at local bars, throwing chairs, beating up bouncers, screaming at cars. A lone guitar rips a fat squeal on the string, followed by yet another unnecessary, but totally awesome, solo. Weedley weedley wooOoOOOOOOOooO

"They're back from hockey, and they're pissed. Board up your windows and brace yourselves for the Boys in Blue". It was actually a PSA the whole time. "Gimme your fuckin' money", its the voice and face of cptrella, also involved in the drinking shenanigans