Fade in. Daytime. Exterior. Some sick hip hop tunes are blasting. A drone flies through downtown San Francisco at about 60 meters height. Cut to goals by previous pride squads that made a playoff run. Show every game winning goal with announcers and crowd going wild.

Fade out.

Fade back in.

The drone is now flying in over the water towards the chase center. Show the squad standing on the ice for the anthem. Show goalie warmup in slow Mo. Show the game winning goals from this season. All eight of them.

Record scratch.

Start playing the theme from Curb your enthusiasm and start showing footage of game winning goals against and embarrassing collapses.

Just when its starting to get unbearable, cut the music and change scene to the boys on the driving range, all taking a hot at the same time. Cut.

White text on black screen.

See you all next season!