The Vancouver Whalers decided to have a socially distanced Halloween Party this season. As the team has gotten through the season without a Covid-19 infection thus far, they are preparing to head into the bubble for the SMJHL Playoffs. So deciding to have a party with just the players and their significant other proved to be a large success. Name Redacted showed up as a giant bottle of hand sanitizer and kept asking players if they wanted "a squirt". Luffy Richard must have had something bad to eat earlier in the day because not long after arriving he ran off yelling, "I got a shit". Sarah Burke, Zebulon Leavitt, Johnny Shuffleboard, and Ryosuke Sato all showed up to the party wearing the exact same Borat costume. St. Ark didn't wear a costume but showed up just for the free booze. But most disrespectful of all young Valtterri Kauppinen showed up wearing a t-shirt that said, "Daniil Nikiforov" on it and wore extremely thick glasses. He found it hilarious to walk around the party and saying, in his best Russian accent, "have anyone seen the goal?"

Overall it was a wonderful night.

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