For this season's halloween festivities, Karl and Kalashnikov (@suavemente) showed up in their very best 90's pop star drag outfits. Valentin was Britney, bitch, obviously and Karl got a long blonde wig and did his best Christina Agulara from Dirty. Now on the front of things this might seem like innocent fun, but Valentin is not that innocent. Also two grown men both fairly hairy and well built going shopping for tight leather costumes, especially with upper thighs cut out rose a few questions, and through arched eyebrows were eventually directed to a shop that was fitting for "bears". Now, Valentin's nickname in Russia loosely translated to Russian Bear who consumes vast amounts of vodka, and Karl is just stunned at the best of times, so this went right over their head.
While at the boutique they also picked up a fun costume for one of the other Baltimore rookies - Ethan Duncan (@mastersheep), It was a Janet Jackson Superbowl outfit (you know the one). Finding the temporary star nipple ring was a bit more difficult, but they managed to get it done with some help from the friendly shop keepers.