With all the very... cheesy names in his line-up, and to also demonstrate that he's capable of auto-derision, Markus dressed up as a Swiss cheese (with pucks inside the holes) to the Monarchs' Halloween party. This was highly unusual, for usually Markus prefers to imitate an historical figure of some sort - part of his family's background, after all. But since Cal decided to dress up as literal Mac & Cheese, the duo distributed cheesy puns throughout the evening, and it only got worse once the rookies arrived with even more booze to share. Thankfully, everyone kept their cell phones away, so there were no Instagram posts of Markus attempting to break dance with the cheese outfit still on, or attempting to jump from the top of the roof into the pool in Collin Gibbles' backyard - and almost succeeding on the first try... thankfully, the costume was bouncy enough to deflect him into the pool.

The worse part of the evening was having the rookies explain to the MPD why there was a giant cheese haphazardly choking next to the pool at 2 AM.

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