What was absolutely mind blowing about halloween this year was that, a lot like a majority of the United States of America, the Detroit Falcons held an absolute rager like Covid was never a thing. As is tradition with the Detroit Falcons Halloween parties, there is always a collection of peregrine Falcons that several players rent from a local shelter, which they bring and their costume as falcon tamers or whatever those falconey people are called that train falcons. So to the party shows up rookies Mikhail Borisnoff, Anton Mihailov, Wen Baters, and Jonnathan Granstrom looking terrified as ever with these giant peregrine falcons sitting on their shoulders. The players in classic ribbing fashion tell them to start doing tricks with them like the veterans do every year where they tell them to teach the falcons to grab beer off the table for a player, or dive down and collect cheetos off the floor. Well this year this ribbing went horribly wrong. Long story short, Wen Baters is dead and the cops have detained the Falcons players for further questionning